The most painful thing about reading Asperchu is the realization that it will one day be over. We have no choice but to savor every page of this comic; we can only drink deeply of the lulz and express our heartfelt gratitude to Alec for taking Sonichu, his creator, and his monstrous comic and making it into one of the most clever parodies ever.
But on an unrelated note, does anyone else here think the art has taken a bit of a downgrade since the previous issue? Methinks Alec has gotten a bit rusty with a lack of practice these past few months. Should be alright again in another ten pages I should think.
I think Alec is following Chrischan in a way. That everytime Chris does more comics it gets worse, on F he quit doing comics like Alec did, and how it obviously a Satire of everything ChrisChan.... I don't know it just seems right that when Chris quit... Alec quit.
*Sigh* I am so sick of you pretending to be me Mr. Ian Brandon Anderson! You're not even worthy to be my fake! Unlike you Mr. Ian Brandon Anderson, Mr. Alec Benson Leary had my FULL PERMISSION to use my Sonichu! You STOLE my ORIGINAL character and made him commit various sexual acts with his sweet gal pal Rosechu! She was fourteen years old Mr. Anderson!!!
(This has been the TRUE and HONEST CWC--I fully support Mr. Alec Benson Leary's work and I appreciate him bringing Mr. Anderson to JUSTICE!)
I've got the 'Sperger's as well, and I don't feel insulted at all. In fact, I quite enjoy this webcomic. Maybe you should stop considering autism as being the entirety of who you are and just deal with it as a facet of your personality. Your butt will hurt a lot less this way. I mean, seriously, I realize you're a troll just having some lulz, but I notice this shit in the autistic community. Too big a deal is made of having autism, and we get babied for it by many neurotypicals and I think that hurts us as a community, it keeps us from realizing when we fuck up, limiting our ability to grow as people.
I agree, I'm an aspie as well but I enjoy the comic, if only because I enjoy looking down on idiots like Chris Chan and being glad I wasn't raised like them. And yeah being babied really is insulting, I know because I was babied straight until my teenage years, then when I was 16 and had unfiltered access to the internet, I was pretty much forced to realize when I fuck up to be able to enjoy the internet, and looking at people even dumber than me helped me learn to grow thick skin (and a trollface).
Wow, I come back after only waiting nine months and there's a few new pages... Yet it seems like it hasn't updated in a month or so... I guess I'll be off for another nine months and come back to see two new pages.
Sonichu was never the source of Christian's lulz, it was merely a symptom. Chris is just as much of a failure as ever. Look up his recent "tomgirl" stuff (spoiler: it involves Chris going out in public in full drag).
>Sinestro has agreed to help us destroy Argentum. He brings unique knowledge to our cause.
>Argentum has an Achilles' heel, tomgirls.
>But where can we find someone with the repressed homosexual tendencies required to pull off a believable transvestite?
FUCK CHRIS! ASPERCHU HAS A LIFE OF ITS OWN!!! IT HAS ALREADY BUILT UP SO MUCH STORY THAT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO WORK WITH TO AT LEAST END THIS FUCKING ISSUE! I've read this whole series in one night. IT'S MADE ME LAUGH, CRY, RAGE..
YOU GOTTA GIVE US CLOSURE!! FUCK CHRIS CHAN, HE'S PRODUCED ENOUGH LULZ TO KEEP THIS COMIC RUNNING FOR YEARS!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHERE'S BLANKA? WHERE'S THE KIMI LOVE DOLL? SO MUCH UNUSED MATERIAL AND YOU WANT TO CALL IT QUITS NOW!? WTFWTFWTFWTF FUCK YOU ALEC
I am very impressed with the story! Chris-chan trolling aside, Alec, you have put together an epic story, with constantly developing characters. Even the variations of Solid Chris' characters have grown and developed under your authorship. I hope you finish the story, if not atleast start your own! You weave a great story!
What does being a tomgirl have to do with destroying some monster created from a lab? You know what? I take back the idiot part. You're a FUCKING idiot!
I thought Asperchu was an action-adventure-comedy, not a romance novel. I really don't know why you think sex,or Asperchu tits, will kill a beast like Argentum, you sick fuck. And, come to think of it, I don't care why. No-one needs to know why. But, if Alec, for some reason, decides to add tomgirl action to Issue 10, I'll eat my hat.
Until then, stop giving anyone ideas they can not unsee.
Satan (Narrating): He was the baddest mufucka Hell had ever seen.
Ian: Ian mufuckin’ Brandon Anderson! Holla atcha boy, I gets China!
Satan (Narrating): He trained like a beast.
Ian (Training): Y’all gonna have to kick me outa this bitch, I’m havin’ the time of my life!
Satan (Narrating): He was so bad, he even called me, the Devil himself, a…
Ian: Slanderous troll!
Ian: This is how you break your foot off in a mufucka’s ass! Hyaa! (Double-kicks something)
Ian: AAAaaah! You sendin’ in your devil jerkops to trya’ swarm on an autistic! (Demons rush in)
Ian: You just got a two piece combo and a biscuit, ho! I got three-stick nunchucks!
(Short fight scene ensues)
Satan: Ian Brandon Anderson, your heart of darkness has earned you a trip back. You have my blessings to exact vengeance on Sonichu and Bionic, and spread ignorance and hatred in the autistic community. (Casts Ian out of hell)
Ian: Aah! Hell ain’t shit. I’M GONNA GET YOU, BIONIC!
Page 4 has over 100 comments, so, it's well on its way to becoming the other page that had over 900 of them, but got deleted because they had nothing to do with the original story for "Issue 10", which should've been 9.
Does Ales have a Phone Call #10 planned for Butthole Chandler? Stay tuned...
I just want to assure you all that I will continue my work on Asperchu as soon as I am able. Unfortunately, my real life information has been leaked onto the internet by a certain individual whom I shall not name. As a result, I have been the target of nonstop trolling, cyber bulling, and terrorism. I have contacted the FBI in regards to this and once they have put an end to it that stress should be lifted and I will once again be able to continue Asperchu's grand adventure.
Sounds like bullshit to us! Obviously, it's not Alec. Of course, even if it was, why would he post a comment under (guest)? Everyone knows that Alec is NOT Fat Man... I'd bet Chris Chan is kicking his broken PINGAS right now.
I'd also like to point out that Tito was fucking with Chris's pride. Why should he choose who stays online and who must leave? I'm sure it's all part of some plan to troll Fatty-chan... again.
I read the entire archive all the way through. I'm surprised I've never noticed the true and honest amazingness that is Asperchu before. It's certainly much easier then reading through "Sonichu". Like many others, I am looking forward to more content from this series. However, I understand the work that goes into making comics, so there's no rush.
I don't often read webcomics. But this one actually had me hooked from the very beginning, and I couldn't help but continue reading each page. In short, keep up the great work!
Seriously, there's already plenty of Chris content since this comic was made... you don't have excuses! You're not obliged to make them... but still, you should at least put an end to this comic. Doesn't speak well of your work ethic.
Seriously, I was about to upload 22 pages but this guy decided to question my work ethic. Ever heard of a thing called a JOB, pal? Try getting one. And try raising a family as well, maybe then you'll understand why I don't have the free time to just upload Asperchu whenever YOU feel like it. Suck my dick man, Asperchu is over and it's all your fault Zero.
Please don't end Asperchu, Alec. You have tons of fans who love your comics and understand you will need breaks from time to time. I'm sorry Zero is a Dick, but please don't let him ruin it for everyone else.
I demand that you finish your work. I was planning on sending my son down there for a second coming ordeal, but since I see it's full of people who won't finish their webcomics I guess I'll just wait another thousand years.
I have no idea why I read the entirety of the archive of this. I also needed brain bleach when I found the picture of the creator in my NSFW folder. Good parody, but I am sad that I have any familiarity with the original works. Mostly a wiki-walk of doom.
I forgot the password to this site, so there's no chance of updating it even if I wanted to at this point. But I don't. Trolling CWC just isn't funny anymore. He's a broken man, tormenting him further is just plain wrong and as cruel as Mary Lee Walsh in her quest to destroy his pure and honest heart.
You can put any name you want in the name field, of course that wasn't the real Alec Benson Leary who posted that. What's funnier is that the spergs on the CWCKI actually fell for my post and updated the Asperchu series to reflect that I said it was over. Man you guys are dumb. But honestly, the comic probably is over since Alec hasn't updated it in well over a year. Chris is a lolcow that's been milked for all he's worth, I'm pretty sure the real Alec has moved on.
How about "Asperchu Plus"? It's a spiritual sequel to these Asperchu comics, and tells the tale to what would happen if Asperchu wished the Chaos Pickles away from the begining, and explored the world if they never existed to begin with. It would also involve Asperchu being forced to work the mortgage off his house.