ASPERCHU Issue #10 Page 4
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CtrlAltCorrupt
3rd Mar 2011, 6:06 PM

<3

This comic being back is the best thing to happen to the world.

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starburst donuts

Tman
3rd Mar 2011, 7:53 PM

fuck yeah!

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Guest
3rd Mar 2011, 8:27 PM

The most painful thing about reading Asperchu is the realization that it will one day be over. We have no choice but to savor every page of this comic; we can only drink deeply of the lulz and express our heartfelt gratitude to Alec for taking Sonichu, his creator, and his monstrous comic and making it into one of the most clever parodies ever.

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Well Shit...

Jimmehbean
3rd Mar 2011, 9:06 PM

It appears as though it is beginning to go down, but not yet to the process of such. Shit is lowering, if you will.

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Oh shit!

TheIronFjord
3rd Mar 2011, 9:19 PM

It's Sinestro, and he's got info!

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Guest
3rd Mar 2011, 9:33 PM

If even Sinestro can be redeemed, does that mean there is hope yet for Asperchu?

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Guest
21st Aug 2012, 12:14 PM

No.

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Wait, its...

Whonow?
4th Mar 2011, 4:02 AM

BBBBIIIISSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!

YESH! YESH!

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FUCK YEA JIMMY HILL

Guest
4th Mar 2011, 4:29 AM

Awesome new costume.

But on an unrelated note, does anyone else here think the art has taken a bit of a downgrade since the previous issue? Methinks Alec has gotten a bit rusty with a lack of practice these past few months. Should be alright again in another ten pages I should think.

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Guest
4th Mar 2011, 7:02 AM

OMG WES-LEI CHUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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Sinestro's back!!!

Wakka Wakka!
4th Mar 2011, 8:53 PM

Bring on the doctor!

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Guest
7th Mar 2011, 1:39 AM

YES! YES!

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I think I get it!

Urban Zombie
7th Mar 2011, 10:49 AM

I think Alec is following Chrischan in a way. That everytime Chris does more comics it gets worse, on F he quit doing comics like Alec did, and how it obviously a Satire of everything ChrisChan.... I don't know it just seems right that when Chris quit... Alec quit.

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Guest
10th Mar 2011, 1:49 AM

Argentum Sonichu is gonna die? About time!! So, how's it going to go?

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The fuck

Broudilloon
11th Mar 2011, 10:30 PM

KEEP POSTING PAGES OR I WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU ALEC

YOU'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING RAPED.

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Prediction

Marx
14th Mar 2011, 3:10 AM

I bet Argentum is snooping, as usual. I see it all now...

Argentum Sonichu is spying on them all, preparing to block their every move in the final issue.

Or, is it the MIPS? Ah, who cares? Maybe Chris-chan Sonichu will rip Chris' head off, and fart down his neck.

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@Marx

Guest
15th Mar 2011, 11:04 AM

no

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WE WANT ASPERCHU

John Jacob Jingleheimer S
15th Mar 2011, 12:11 PM

WE WANT MORE ASPERCHU! I must know what happens next!

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Guest
16th Mar 2011, 5:08 PM

Sonichu.com is down again...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

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Guest
17th Mar 2011, 7:45 PM

Never mind, it's running fine now...

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Oh, grate!!!!!

Gorf
19th Mar 2011, 6:18 AM

Asperchu is on break again. Hurry up, or CWC will win, Alec!

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Guest
19th Mar 2011, 3:11 PM

CWC has already won. CWC always wins. He is a winner.

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No Whiteknights allowed

Guest
19th Mar 2011, 4:37 PM

No, he isn't! CWC's a fuckin' loser, and shit!!
Anyone who says Chris be a winner and shit, is a Whiteknight, so we'll be watching ya'll, dawg!

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CWC
20th Mar 2011, 11:10 PM

Get a life, losers!

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Never

Prannke
8th Jul 2011, 3:44 AM

My sweet asperchu is my life. I want to see those beautiful breasts again

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IMPOSTOR!!!

Christian Weston Chandler
27th May 2012, 4:30 AM

*Sigh* I am so sick of you pretending to be me Mr. Ian Brandon Anderson! You're not even worthy to be my fake! Unlike you Mr. Ian Brandon Anderson, Mr. Alec Benson Leary had my FULL PERMISSION to use my Sonichu! You STOLE my ORIGINAL character and made him commit various sexual acts with his sweet gal pal Rosechu! She was fourteen years old Mr. Anderson!!!
(This has been the TRUE and HONEST CWC--I fully support Mr. Alec Benson Leary's work and I appreciate him bringing Mr. Anderson to JUSTICE!)

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MOAR!

Guest
21st Mar 2011, 3:14 PM

WE NEED MOAR ASPERCHU!

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:|

take your sweet time
21st Mar 2011, 5:58 PM

work is hard, right?

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Guest
21st Mar 2011, 9:25 PM

Why must you tease us so?

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GOD-JESUS MAN, TAKE YOUR TIME!

Guest
23rd Mar 2011, 2:01 PM

GOD-JESUS DAMNIT YOU BETTER NOT TAKE FUCKING 6 MONTHS TO UPLOAD THE NEXT GOD-JESUSDAMN COMIC.

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Alec Benson Leary
25th Mar 2011, 4:02 PM

I am giving you peasants time to fully appreciate and savor the genius of my comic.

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Nig Von Ger
25th Mar 2011, 6:52 PM

MOAR UHPDATEZ

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TheIronFjord
28th Mar 2011, 1:13 PM

I whip a male camel's ass with my belt.

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Guest
28th Mar 2011, 11:00 PM

That line sounds like a Wesley Willis song.

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New page, yet?

Guest
3rd Apr 2011, 10:24 AM

FUCKING BREAKS!!!!!

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Time for a new page

ANONYMOUS
4th Apr 2011, 9:13 PM

Come on man, it's been forever. Time for a new page. Don't leave us hanging!

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Alec has writer's block

Marx
10th Apr 2011, 5:10 AM

Doesn't look like Alec can get Asperchu and pals out of this one...

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What happens next?

So Sad
16th Apr 2011, 3:38 AM

I'm under a great deal of STRESS waiting for the new page.

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Guest
17th Apr 2011, 6:54 AM

Well, get ready to get even sadder, because Alec needs about another month to work on page 5. He doesn't know what Argentum's weakness is at this point.

...How can you kill Argentum anyway? A round of Puyo-Puyo? Up,down,up,down,left,right,left,right,B,A,START?
Mr. Popo?

Help is Asper-fans help Alec by submitting an original weakness for Argentum Sonichu, so we may see the masterpiece, that is Asperchu, in its finest century...

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Argentum's Weakness

TheIronFjord
18th Apr 2011, 1:16 AM

Silliness. Anything that can be considered silly, including Asperchu.

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@TheIronFjord

Guest
20th Apr 2011, 11:20 PM

That doesn't make any sence. Silliness? What are you smoking?

Alec needs a REAL weakness for Argentum Sonichu, not some retarded idea. C'mon, people. Try something else.

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Argentum's weakness...

Aquachu
23rd Apr 2011, 6:22 PM

I'll just assume that Argentum is a Psychic type, so his weakness could very easily be Bug-type and Dark-type attacks.

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dhiuDFiTsdUogc
23rd Apr 2011, 11:24 PM

Sounds close... let's hope Alec even reads these comments.

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Guest
28th Mar 2012, 2:31 AM

i suspect many ideas for the comic came from reading the comments about people's predictions, and they naively assumed they were right when their ideas were used

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@ Aquachu

Sevictor
25th Apr 2011, 2:45 AM

Then I guess Zapina Rosechu would be able to beat him, or Genesect.

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Asperchu videogame?

anonymous
26th Apr 2011, 10:08 AM

Amazing Asperchu is ONE of the greatest adventure/action comic of all time. Could a Video Game be a possibility for the fat yellow mouse and his friends?

Only time will tell...

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A man with Autism
27th Apr 2011, 9:37 PM

You do realize you have pretty much insulted anyone with Aspergers and Autism...I have one thing to say, " FUCK YOU!!!"

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@ A Man With Autism

Johnny Reb
3rd Jul 2011, 5:24 PM

I've got the 'Sperger's as well, and I don't feel insulted at all. In fact, I quite enjoy this webcomic. Maybe you should stop considering autism as being the entirety of who you are and just deal with it as a facet of your personality. Your butt will hurt a lot less this way. I mean, seriously, I realize you're a troll just having some lulz, but I notice this shit in the autistic community. Too big a deal is made of having autism, and we get babied for it by many neurotypicals and I think that hurts us as a community, it keeps us from realizing when we fuck up, limiting our ability to grow as people.

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@ Johnny reb

Aquachu
19th Jul 2011, 4:58 AM

I agree, I'm an aspie as well but I enjoy the comic, if only because I enjoy looking down on idiots like Chris Chan and being glad I wasn't raised like them. And yeah being babied really is insulting, I know because I was babied straight until my teenage years, then when I was 16 and had unfiltered access to the internet, I was pretty much forced to realize when I fuck up to be able to enjoy the internet, and looking at people even dumber than me helped me learn to grow thick skin (and a trollface).

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?

Prannke
8th Jul 2011, 3:46 AM

I have aspergers and I find this funy

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Mista Bojjob

Boj
29th Apr 2011, 12:48 AM

oh my god what is this amazing knowledge, I can't waitt

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Rumpintime
30th Apr 2011, 1:19 AM

lol @ man with autism taking this comic series at face value.

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Tomgirl
4th May 2011, 3:50 AM

Is Asperchu man enough to become a tomgirl in order to attract some tomboy-gal-pals?

I think he is.

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I'm an ass

Assperass
5th May 2011, 3:35 AM

Wow, I come back after only waiting nine months and there's a few new pages... Yet it seems like it hasn't updated in a month or so... I guess I'll be off for another nine months and come back to see two new pages.

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kcuf

pitman
8th May 2011, 2:01 AM

the asperchu website is down

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Here's what I think happened

Darth Vader
9th May 2011, 4:40 PM

Think about it, Alec probably had the story thought out and was about to make more comic pages, But with the recent "TomGirl" fiasco he probably had to re-write some things for maximum LOLZ.

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Kazufox
11th May 2011, 7:49 PM

I think that since Chris gave up on his Sonichu comics, the general area of lulz with him is mostly gone, even with parodies and other material mocking him.

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Guest
11th May 2011, 8:02 PM

Sonichu was never the source of Christian's lulz, it was merely a symptom. Chris is just as much of a failure as ever. Look up his recent "tomgirl" stuff (spoiler: it involves Chris going out in public in full drag).

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This

ohhhhh
15th May 2011, 4:56 AM

Asperchu would look pretty as a girl

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Guest
15th May 2011, 9:57 PM

Asperia is already taken, so what would tomgirl Asperchu call itself? I vote Asperina.

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Lord Trollington
16th May 2011, 10:23 AM

There better be some hot Tomgirl action coming up...

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Guest
18th May 2011, 7:47 PM

>Sinestro has agreed to help us destroy Argentum. He brings unique knowledge to our cause.
>Argentum has an Achilles' heel, tomgirls.
>But where can we find someone with the repressed homosexual tendencies required to pull off a believable transvestite?

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Rincewind
20th May 2011, 11:26 PM

What! No new comics referencing "Tomgirl"?

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Marx

Cancelled? Oh, nose!!!
22nd May 2011, 10:22 AM

Nope. Apparently, Alec can't find anything to put Tomboy action in Asperchu. It's also rumoured that Asperchu may be cancelled because Alec hasn't loaded a GOD-DAMNED PAGE in WEEKS!!!

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Jeremy
23rd May 2011, 12:44 AM

When this comic will be finished, (Possibly in 30 years) I will erect a shrine to asperchu and Alec. This comic will not be forgotten!

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Guest
26th May 2011, 12:15 AM

relax, alec is probably just catching up on some my little pony. he'll come back in a couple months

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Guest
5th Jun 2011, 3:11 AM

I think it's sad how Alec Benson Leary is standing in the way of Asperchu coming out of the closet as his TRUE and HONEST tomgirl self like this.

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yo
9th Jun 2011, 11:45 AM

alec told me he isn't going to come back until chris comes back, tomgirl pictures don't count because those were hacked and not something chris chan put out himself

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sniff sniff

Guest
9th Jun 2011, 3:54 PM

I smell bullshit about the comment above

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moop
10th Jun 2011, 5:40 AM

I think this thing has been milked for all it's worth. It was a valiant effort, but Chris has put out very little material lately. What can you do?

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wtf

mark lee walsh
10th Jun 2011, 3:55 PM

lol i emailsed even and he said asperpidia died from faggot dasies that was termanel

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Awesome

zet
19th Jun 2011, 5:00 AM

Just finished reading. I frickin' love this comic. Thanks for making it.

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FUCK CHRIS

NO NO NO NO NO
20th Jun 2011, 6:25 AM

FUCK CHRIS! ASPERCHU HAS A LIFE OF ITS OWN!!! IT HAS ALREADY BUILT UP SO MUCH STORY THAT YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO WORK WITH TO AT LEAST END THIS FUCKING ISSUE! I've read this whole series in one night. IT'S MADE ME LAUGH, CRY, RAGE..
YOU GOTTA GIVE US CLOSURE!! FUCK CHRIS CHAN, HE'S PRODUCED ENOUGH LULZ TO KEEP THIS COMIC RUNNING FOR YEARS!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHERE'S BLANKA? WHERE'S THE KIMI LOVE DOLL? SO MUCH UNUSED MATERIAL AND YOU WANT TO CALL IT QUITS NOW!? WTFWTFWTFWTF FUCK YOU ALEC

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Maor!

Anal Leakage
20th Jun 2011, 4:18 PM

Make it happen!

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Epic story

Fellow minnesotan
21st Jun 2011, 5:40 PM

I am very impressed with the story! Chris-chan trolling aside, Alec, you have put together an epic story, with constantly developing characters. Even the variations of Solid Chris' characters have grown and developed under your authorship. I hope you finish the story, if not atleast start your own! You weave a great story!

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HOLY SHIT

'Nonny
22nd Jun 2011, 11:52 PM

Hank Hill + M. Bison = God

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Kirby TV on Wii

Marx
23rd Jun 2011, 5:47 AM

Kirby cartoons are now on Wii. Why am I mentioning this?

Cus' Max looks like Kirby, and the anime looks like an Asperchu Spin-off. The 3D modeling gives me an inspiration of an actual Asperchu anime. Too bad no-one aproves the idea, though.

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ARGENTUMS WEAKNESS

sexy tomgirl time
28th Jun 2011, 7:35 AM

his weakness... it is love my friend, love.
a tomgirl Asperchu beauty maybe will catch his eye

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No way in hell

Marx
30th Jun 2011, 12:41 AM

Argentum's a soul-less monster, bent on destroying earth with the prophecy, not a desperate horny clone, hunting for pussy or ass.

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really...

SEXY TOMGIRL TIME
8th Jul 2011, 3:49 AM

Have you seen Asperchu's tits? They are magnificent! Even Argentum will have a hard time saying no to a tomgirl like that!

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Marx
11th Jul 2011, 9:14 AM

You, sir, are an idiot.


And, quite gay, too.

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I'm serious

Sexy Tomgirl Time
18th Jul 2011, 5:55 AM

Really. Argentum's weekness is love. If hate is his strength, the opposite, being weakness is love, will power him down. He'll stand no chance against a tomgirl Asperchu..

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WTF?

Marx
18th Jul 2011, 6:56 AM

What does being a tomgirl have to do with destroying some monster created from a lab? You know what? I take back the idiot part. You're a FUCKING idiot!

I thought Asperchu was an action-adventure-comedy, not a romance novel. I really don't know why you think sex,or Asperchu tits, will kill a beast like Argentum, you sick fuck. And, come to think of it, I don't care why. No-one needs to know why. But, if Alec, for some reason, decides to add tomgirl action to Issue 10, I'll eat my hat.

Until then, stop giving anyone ideas they can not unsee.

FUCK YOU!

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Dear GodJesus...

Prannke
24th Jul 2011, 7:45 PM

Hurry up and update Alec before your fans murder each other! Besides, Ian Brandon Something's tomgirl pictures are stil scarred in my memory thankyou, I do not need Asperchu to do the same.

With Grooven though, I have a bad feeling that either Asperchu never noticed or that Argentum "fixed" their memories to think that he was in their past.

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Come on, Alec! I even wrote the next scene for you!

'Nonny
28th Jun 2011, 11:46 PM

Ok, here goes:

Scene Location: Hell

Satan (Narrating): He was the baddest mufucka Hell had ever seen.

Ian: Ian mufuckin’ Brandon Anderson! Holla atcha boy, I gets China!

Satan (Narrating): He trained like a beast.

Ian (Training): Y’all gonna have to kick me outa this bitch, I’m havin’ the time of my life!

Satan (Narrating): He was so bad, he even called me, the Devil himself, a…

Ian: Slanderous troll!

Ian: This is how you break your foot off in a mufucka’s ass! Hyaa! (Double-kicks something)

Ian: AAAaaah! You sendin’ in your devil jerkops to trya’ swarm on an autistic! (Demons rush in)

Ian: You just got a two piece combo and a biscuit, ho! I got three-stick nunchucks!

(Short fight scene ensues)

Satan: Ian Brandon Anderson, your heart of darkness has earned you a trip back. You have my blessings to exact vengeance on Sonichu and Bionic, and spread ignorance and hatred in the autistic community. (Casts Ian out of hell)

Ian: Aah! Hell ain’t shit. I’M GONNA GET YOU, BIONIC!

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I see what you did there

Arpaat
1st Jul 2011, 11:32 PM

I'm guessing that Ian Brandon Anderson is Colonel Stinkmeaner then?

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noooooooooooooooooooooooo

mark lee welsh
13th Jul 2011, 4:05 PM

i have a plan. send some one to drive to chris' house and kidnap him. then foresee him to go back on youtube.

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white night
19th Jul 2011, 2:45 AM

fuck this jew ass shit, chris's comics may have been poorly drawn but at least they were engaging and intersting!

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Silly

You
6th Feb 2013, 4:56 PM

Nigger

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Silly

You
6th Feb 2013, 4:56 PM

Nigger

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Silly

You
6th Feb 2013, 4:56 PM

Nigger

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Silly

You
6th Feb 2013, 4:56 PM

Nigger

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Silly

You
6th Feb 2013, 4:56 PM

Nigger

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Silly

You
6th Feb 2013, 4:56 PM

Nigger

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Silly

You
6th Feb 2013, 4:56 PM

Nigger

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Red
20th Jul 2011, 5:36 PM

What I love about this, is that it's like, the original Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.

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Tomboy

Tomboy
20th Jul 2011, 8:21 PM

Tomboy and tomgirl

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Devil May Cry
4th Aug 2011, 8:02 PM

OMG ITS M FUCKING BISON oh wait its that (transexual) girl's father

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Guest
8th Aug 2011, 1:07 AM

Perhaps we'll be seeing some more of Asperchu now that 'ole Chrissy is back

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Wacko
8th Aug 2011, 7:03 AM

Nope

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Guest
9th Aug 2011, 12:52 AM

yep

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Fatty's back...

Marx
9th Aug 2011, 10:15 PM

Guess what, Asperfans. Chris has come back from the in-ta-net, and is demanding Asperchu be cancelled... FOREVER, YOU GUYS!

Take your votes: will Alec comply with Chrischan's preposterous orders, or will his "duck" end up getting kicked again? Reply to this text box for votes.

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Guest
13th Aug 2011, 8:28 AM

Alec is a god made flesh, his every creation a breath of divine wind into this wretched, autistic world.

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The Tomgirl fatty is back~

Kale
9th Aug 2011, 11:53 PM

Alec make an asperchu comic about this!

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Just a reminder...

Marx
11th Aug 2011, 8:49 AM

Positive comments about Alec represent a vote for 'NO', while positives about Chris mean 'YES'. Fingers crossed that Alec continues Asperchu.

Deadline for comment votes ends 24th of August.

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Magichan Shitchu
17th Aug 2011, 8:04 AM

Due to faggots, this comment box is locked forever. Voting's over, losers!

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mark lee welsh

book
10th Aug 2011, 12:27 PM

some one needs to make a asperchu novel

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wryyyyyyyy

Devil May Cry
11th Aug 2011, 2:57 AM

alec please make mor ethey are as funny as mangas like bobobobobobobo and such please i love it so much do it for a fan dont worry the man/womenchild chris chan cant do shit

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o shit son

Guest
13th Aug 2011, 9:58 PM

chris is callin you out nigga!

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Guest
14th Aug 2011, 6:41 PM

Once Chris releases Alec's personal information, we'll be able to harass him until he gives in to our demands for more Asperchu!

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Chris is back

The Iron Fjotd
21st Aug 2011, 1:24 AM

Get back to work, Alec.

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Is Alec gone? We dunno!

Maraxus
30th Aug 2011, 11:59 AM

Page 4 has over 100 comments, so, it's well on its way to becoming the other page that had over 900 of them, but got deleted because they had nothing to do with the original story for "Issue 10", which should've been 9.

Does Ales have a Phone Call #10 planned for Butthole Chandler? Stay tuned...

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Christopher Paul Whitney

The Iron Fjord
31st Aug 2011, 1:19 AM

You're in trouble!

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Youtube hates Chrischan

Marx
31st Aug 2011, 7:08 AM

Hold the phone! Alec Benson Leary is Youtube sensation, Fatman?

Wow, this is just proof that Youtube hates Chris's shit... Way to go, Alec...

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The trolls live on

Garrison
31st Aug 2011, 11:35 AM

Youtube star Fat Man is the creator of old Asps?

Hmm, sounds like Chris is getting trolled again. Good one, Trolls.

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Guest
2nd Sep 2011, 8:32 PM

Time to start PMing Alec--err, Christopher, on his YouTube account until he makes more Asperchu!

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a guy

Is he dead...
5th Sep 2011, 12:58 AM

i hope not

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the end of a great comic

Guest
5th Sep 2011, 2:46 AM

rest sweat prince

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Asperchu Is Not Dead

Alec Benson Leary
9th Sep 2011, 11:27 PM

I just want to assure you all that I will continue my work on Asperchu as soon as I am able. Unfortunately, my real life information has been leaked onto the internet by a certain individual whom I shall not name. As a result, I have been the target of nonstop trolling, cyber bulling, and terrorism. I have contacted the FBI in regards to this and once they have put an end to it that stress should be lifted and I will once again be able to continue Asperchu's grand adventure.

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Not Alec, Chris sucks, we know!

Testinals
10th Sep 2011, 3:58 AM

Sounds like bullshit to us! Obviously, it's not Alec. Of course, even if it was, why would he post a comment under (guest)? Everyone knows that Alec is NOT Fat Man... I'd bet Chris Chan is kicking his broken PINGAS right now.

I'd also like to point out that Tito was fucking with Chris's pride. Why should he choose who stays online and who must leave? I'm sure it's all part of some plan to troll Fatty-chan... again.

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Christ-guy

Guest
11th Sep 2011, 5:45 AM

What ever happened to the christian guy with his kendra chick? He just evaporated early on.

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You mean that priest, right?

Guest
11th Sep 2011, 2:10 PM

If you mean that guy from Issue A, then, who cares? He's just a rejected character, who's out to banish Chus to hell.

And, people wonder why I hate Asperchu haters. But, anyway, he might reappear, just to get killed by that maggot, Argentum Sonichu.

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It's happened!!!

Guest
11th Sep 2011, 2:13 PM

Rest in peace, Bob Chandler
1927 - 2011

"Get away from that internet. I'm cutting it down!" - Robert Chandler

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Guest
11th Sep 2011, 5:45 PM

This comic is on hiatus untill 2012.

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Honour The Fallen Lumberjack

Clit Commander
12th Sep 2011, 8:17 AM

RIP Bob

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Guest
12th Sep 2011, 3:21 PM

Just has Alzheichu bravely sacrificed himself to defeat Metal Asperchu, Bob Chandler has now left this world to thwart the laziness of a certain manchild.

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Guest
13th Sep 2011, 1:30 AM

On the bright side, we can all take comfort in the fact that the last time Bob saw Chris before he died, Chris was probably dressed in full drag.

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Very sad person
13th Sep 2011, 4:35 AM

Make some more this comic please, it is all I have left in my life ;_;

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Guest
14th Sep 2011, 2:42 AM

plz go chris

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VERY SAD PERSON 2.0
14th Sep 2011, 7:57 AM

Fudge you, im loosing control of my life

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ya

mark lee wesh
19th Sep 2011, 1:31 AM

i killed chris

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Guest
23rd Sep 2011, 8:47 AM

Well, aren't you edgy

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Ya

Mark Lee Welsh
28th Sep 2011, 3:36 AM

as edgy as a 3-edged sord

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Ray Streip
1st Oct 2011, 4:49 AM

That's pretty edgy :o

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BRING BACK ASPERCHU

Guest
7th Oct 2011, 1:14 AM

BRING BACK ASPERCHU

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Gone for Good

Joemanji
9th Oct 2011, 7:27 PM

Give it up people, Asperchu is as dad as Bob. It's never coming back...Asperchu is gone forever :(

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Guest
12th Oct 2011, 4:08 PM

>as dad as Bob

That's pretty dad, bro

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LOL TYPO

JOEMANJI
17th Oct 2011, 4:24 AM

OOPS I MEANT DEAD LOLZ

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Guest
12th Oct 2011, 9:30 PM

Alec....

Your true and loyal fanbase is still out there!

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Guest
18th Oct 2011, 5:27 PM

GIMME MORE ASPERCHU DAMMIT

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I WANT MOAR

Nero
27th Oct 2011, 6:38 AM

ALEC PLEASE. ;_;

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No new Asperchu until new Sonichu comes out

Hey guys this is Alec LOL
29th Oct 2011, 6:37 PM

Read the title and weep. I will not be making any new Asperchu until more Sonichu material is released. Suck it homos!

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*rolls eyes*

Ray Streip
3rd Nov 2011, 4:57 PM

Yeah, that TOTALLY sounds like the real Alec Benson Leary, uh huh.

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Well obviously it was a joke

The TRUE and HONEST ABL
7th Nov 2011, 12:06 AM

I mean come on, did you really think he was legitimately trying to trick anyone into thinking that he was me?

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Anyone want to continue Alec's work?

Goatings
4th Nov 2011, 10:32 PM

I suggest someone could do a kick-start to get this thing back on the road, perhaps have the inevitable art style change as part of the plot?

Any takers?

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Infringing on My Copyright

Alec Benson Leary
5th Nov 2011, 7:34 AM

Try it and I WILL HAVE THE FBI TRACK YOU DOWN AND SUE YOU

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Oh I'll Try It!

Matt Garner
16th Dec 2011, 2:23 PM

I'll try it WITH A VENGEANCE!

Seriously, I need something to do with my free time and Asperchu has slowed to a crawl. I'd be thrilled to do new Asperchu comics.

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Duh read the posts

Magi-chan <3
20th Dec 2011, 4:19 PM

A crawl implies forward progression. Asperchu has been stopped permanently until Christian releases more Sonichu, or did you not read Alec's earlier posts?

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You alive?

Zero
5th Nov 2011, 4:29 PM

Alec, you still doing this? I was almost sure you had gotten bored of beating the dead horse that is Chris.
He's probably going to be literally dead not long from now, anyway.

I look forward to future comics.

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Pretty Decent Comic

Mitchell
9th Nov 2011, 5:10 AM

I read the entire archive all the way through. I'm surprised I've never noticed the true and honest amazingness that is Asperchu before. It's certainly much easier then reading through "Sonichu". Like many others, I am looking forward to more content from this series. However, I understand the work that goes into making comics, so there's no rush.
I don't often read webcomics. But this one actually had me hooked from the very beginning, and I couldn't help but continue reading each page. In short, keep up the great work!

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Guest
12th Nov 2011, 8:31 PM

I don't always read webcomics, but when I do, they're comics that were years ago abandoned on a cliffhanger.

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huh

huh
29th Nov 2011, 10:22 PM

ikr?

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Hey, Alec.

Sonichu redone
22nd Dec 2011, 7:16 AM

Any chance we'll see new Asperchu, or have you hit a writer's block, and can't get out?

Just make more comics, already.

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ALEC, FINISH THIS ALREADY

Zero
3rd Jan 2012, 4:17 PM

Seriously, there's already plenty of Chris content since this comic was made... you don't have excuses! You're not obliged to make them... but still, you should at least put an end to this comic. Doesn't speak well of your work ethic.

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Way to be a dick dude

Alec Benson Learly
10th Jan 2012, 5:54 AM

Seriously, I was about to upload 22 pages but this guy decided to question my work ethic. Ever heard of a thing called a JOB, pal? Try getting one. And try raising a family as well, maybe then you'll understand why I don't have the free time to just upload Asperchu whenever YOU feel like it. Suck my dick man, Asperchu is over and it's all your fault Zero.

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cchansonichu
11th Jan 2012, 9:35 PM

BUT WORK CAUSES STRESS

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DURR
15th Jan 2012, 10:10 AM

Would it help if I were to suck your magnificent dick instead so we could all indulge in the sheer perfection that is your webcomic?

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Alec Benson LearLy?

Anthony LoGatto
20th Jan 2012, 6:16 AM

You fake!

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NOOOOO

GUEST
13th Jan 2012, 4:20 AM

NOOOOOOOOOO

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ZERO YOU DICK

Everyone
14th Jan 2012, 12:49 PM

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ZERO

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

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Guest
16th Jan 2012, 5:03 AM

Please don't end Asperchu, Alec. You have tons of fans who love your comics and understand you will need breaks from time to time. I'm sorry Zero is a Dick, but please don't let him ruin it for everyone else.

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Guest
17th Jan 2012, 6:23 AM

Forget it, strangers. Asperchu is as good as dead. I bet Alec will only release at least one page every Chris-chan's birthday. A poor way to keep the franchise going.

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More?

maru
25th Jan 2012, 6:46 AM

Need more Asperchu :-( Please bring it back!

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ALEC

God
27th Jan 2012, 10:00 AM

I demand that you finish your work. I was planning on sending my son down there for a second coming ordeal, but since I see it's full of people who won't finish their webcomics I guess I'll just wait another thousand years.

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RIP

Scelerata
29th Jan 2012, 4:58 AM

Oh Asperchu.

We miss you.

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HA!

CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER
1st Feb 2012, 4:06 AM

I TOLD YOU SLANDEROUS TROLLS THAT THIS WAS ONLY A FAD! NOW ALL OF MY TRUE AND HONEST FANS SHALL RETURN TO SONICHU AS SOON AS I.....

Wait, Law-Troubles.

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OH SHI-

Chandlon Westan Christier
9th Feb 2012, 8:54 AM

I just spent 5 hours reading this from start to finish.

Alec, for the love of all that is holy, you MUST finish the damn story!

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Dayum

Controller
9th Feb 2012, 6:12 PM

DAMN I spent the whole day reading these

WORK ON IT MAN, HOLY SHET. IT'S TOO GOOD TO STOP

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Mom
15th Feb 2012, 8:37 AM

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN???

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HARD TO BELIEVE IT'S ONLY BEEN ALMOST A YEAR

Goku
16th Feb 2012, 7:41 AM

It seems like it's been 2 years, at least.

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MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE

SHAZBOT
17th Feb 2012, 3:57 AM

PLEASE
MORE

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revival

10000 posts
18th Feb 2012, 5:28 AM

need moar

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ALec IS TOTALLY GAY

4 not finishing asperchu
22nd Feb 2012, 1:50 AM

I mean COME ON it's not that hard just finish asperchu, look how much new C-chan stuffs ha[[end what with the tomgirl saga and all. jeesus man get it together

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Guest
25th Feb 2012, 1:57 AM

If this comic ends, I'll have nothing to live for.

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Incoming meme.

Asuka
3rd Mar 2012, 5:57 PM

I don't always post messages to webcomics, but when I do, it's to BEG FOR THE ARTIST TO DRAW MORE!

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Guest
4th Mar 2012, 2:47 PM

One full year.

Alec, hear the cries of your people!

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FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

RAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEG
5th Mar 2012, 10:18 AM

WHERE MAH ASPERCHU AT?????

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Guest
8th Mar 2012, 2:14 AM

BRING ASPERCHU BACK!!

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AllAtOnce
8th Mar 2012, 9:30 AM

I have no idea why I read the entirety of the archive of this. I also needed brain bleach when I found the picture of the creator in my NSFW folder. Good parody, but I am sad that I have any familiarity with the original works. Mostly a wiki-walk of doom.

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Guest
11th Mar 2012, 12:48 AM

Come on Alec, Finish the comic

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Do you want money?

A Concerned Citizen
14th Mar 2012, 11:47 PM

If you want money, Alec, we can make it happen. Just tell us what you want. Anything for more Asperchu.

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Agreed

Guest
20th Mar 2012, 12:11 PM

I would gladly give money to this comic. If you knew me in real life, you would know just how cheap I usually am, so this means a lot.

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Better than Achewood

robb
4th Apr 2012, 2:57 AM

Just like Achewood got sketchy and then super slow and then vanished for a while and then claimed it was RETURNING but really wasn't... thus Asperchu...

...except Asperchu is a better comic. I wish it would come back.

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Guest
11th Apr 2012, 4:57 PM

finish the comic fatty

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Guest
13th Apr 2012, 3:50 AM

Don't call him fatty. He might get mad and never finish the comic. Then I'll have to kill myself.

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Guest
17th Apr 2012, 11:28 AM

You know the comic is dead when Chris actually managed to get laid between updates.

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SACRILEGE

Guest
25th Apr 2012, 4:50 AM

The comic is not dead!!!! I still believe in it!!!!!

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That Guy
7th May 2012, 6:47 AM

So is it actually over?

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Kazufox
7th May 2012, 5:33 PM

Sadly, but yes. Chris stopped with the Sonichu comics so I guess Alec decided to pull the plug like the others have on their projects. Except Alec was nice enough to leave his stuff up.

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It's over?

Guest
9th May 2012, 1:57 PM

If Alec stopped, why does his comic status say "Active"?

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Guest
10th May 2012, 7:34 PM

On the CWCki forums, Alec said in his Q&A that he was thinking about coming back to Asperchu but was unsure if he had time to do it or not. Just letting you guys know.

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"What don't you understand about MORE?!"

Mr. Krabs
27th May 2012, 4:23 AM

MOAR!

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MAKE MOAR

WHOREO'S AND MILF
25th Jun 2012, 1:14 PM

YOU FAGGOT

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That's it?

Kultmaverick
27th Jun 2012, 5:31 AM

Don't tell me it's over :(

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anon
28th Jun 2012, 3:31 AM

lets make this comic page comments section a bbs

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Head Nigger In Charge
2nd Jul 2012, 6:10 AM

I WILL REMEMBER YOUUUUUU
WILL YOU REMEMBER MEEEEEE
ILU ASPERCHU AND FRIENDS YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART
EXCEPT ASPERCHU, THAT GUY IS A USELESS FUCK

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and forevermore...

GodJesus
7th Jul 2012, 2:33 AM

I willl waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiit
forrrrrrrr
YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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I-I

:(
7th Jul 2012, 3:43 AM

I-I k-keep pressing t-the n-next button..

b-but nothing is happening...

:(

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guest
9th Jul 2012, 1:37 PM

You have to continue the comic!

Jivin' is one of the greatest characters ever, no troll!

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It's over guys sorry

Alec Benson Leary
19th Jul 2012, 2:20 PM

I forgot the password to this site, so there's no chance of updating it even if I wanted to at this point. But I don't. Trolling CWC just isn't funny anymore. He's a broken man, tormenting him further is just plain wrong and as cruel as Mary Lee Walsh in her quest to destroy his pure and honest heart.

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^4serious?

stu pickles
19th Jul 2012, 7:48 PM

i guess that is a true and noble deed... can you at least fill us in on what this "prophecy" was going to be? i've lost years of sleep trying to figure it out.

unless of course you aren't actually alec and im just getting trolled

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Here's an idea

Guest
25th Jul 2012, 11:31 AM

If Alec is reading this comment, did you know you can check your password from your E-mail? If you deleted the letter from Comicfury, you can just ask the admins for it by answering a few questions.

It's sad that Asperchu has hit a permanent end. That Sonichu: RE-Done comic was inspired from Alec's work, you know.

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For god's sake you guys are dumb

Alec Benson Leary
26th Jul 2012, 3:28 AM

You can put any name you want in the name field, of course that wasn't the real Alec Benson Leary who posted that. What's funnier is that the spergs on the CWCKI actually fell for my post and updated the Asperchu series to reflect that I said it was over. Man you guys are dumb. But honestly, the comic probably is over since Alec hasn't updated it in well over a year. Chris is a lolcow that's been milked for all he's worth, I'm pretty sure the real Alec has moved on.

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Future Reboot

Asperchu
30th Jul 2012, 4:51 PM

I will rise again

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Guest
30th Jul 2012, 11:14 PM

Asperchu was awesome.
Can someone suggest me a webcomic as good as the adventures of Asperchu and his clearly not homosexual brother?

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Asperchu sequel?

Guest
1st Aug 2012, 10:47 AM

How about "Asperchu Plus"? It's a spiritual sequel to these Asperchu comics, and tells the tale to what would happen if Asperchu wished the Chaos Pickles away from the begining, and explored the world if they never existed to begin with. It would also involve Asperchu being forced to work the mortgage off his house.

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Guest
1st Aug 2012, 10:49 AM

There's no such comic, you faggot! Stop trolling this TRUE and HONEST webcomic, and read Allen Allander!

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Guest
23rd Aug 2012, 7:52 PM

Tales Gets Trolled has been quenching my thirst for sonic-like adventures with a cast that makes copyright lawyers cry.

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200th comment

Guest
9th Aug 2012, 7:23 AM

All I want for Christmas is an Asperchu update.

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Alec, Please.

A fan
7th Sep 2012, 3:49 AM

I know you probably will never read this. But...

Please.

Please finish this comic.

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Cool!

"A Deviant"
30th Aug 2013, 11:39 PM

BEST COMIC!!! I AM making a comic but its unfinished but anyways.... this comicbis best so far..

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Over 200 comments?

Guest
27th Dec 2013, 1:01 AM

Wow, that's gotta be a new record for Asperchu comic history.

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Chaim Danzinger
27th Mar 2014, 12:39 AM

Welp its been two years since asperchu last updated

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QVEST
5th Jan 2015, 7:23 PM

So this is where the story proper ended. How sad.

Goddammit, Alec...

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Muh

Meh
8th May 2016, 9:55 AM

Woof

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Cocksucker
9th May 2016, 12:04 PM

This is the ultimate shaggy dog story. Everyone is going to (possibly) the last battle when it fucking ends.

At least have the ship blow up and say "then everyone died. the end." to give some closure.

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