ASPERCHU Issue #8 Page 18

Guest
1st Jul 2010, 12:05 PM

it's hard to tell if makuhita's hands would helpful or hindering for dealing cards

are they smooth and plasticy?
are they coarse and leathery?

who knows

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The Ultimate Showdown

Guest
1st Jul 2010, 12:13 PM

Chris's Ego vs. Asperchu's Ego!
Autism vs. Aspergers!

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Guest
1st Jul 2010, 1:48 PM

OK I have to ask, who is the prosecutor based on?

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lol whut?

anonymous pirate
1st Jul 2010, 3:15 PM

I am confused, didn't Sonichu just go on a killing spree, why would he be testifying in court?

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@Guest

Guest
1st Jul 2010, 3:26 PM

You ever read the disaster that is Sonichu 10?

During the Asperpedia Four's trial, Chris justified killing people for making a parody webcomic through the mouth of an evil fuck ugly bastard of a prosecutor named Marvey Blaziken, who as you'd expect is a ripoff of Harvey Birdman but with the Pokemon Blaziken instead of a bird.

Marvery later showed up as Principal Blaziken in Issue 3D, in which he was the school principal who molested young Christian.

That was kinda Alec's revenge on the fictional Marvey Blaziken; make him into a pedophile for Asperchu.

Then there is Lewis Croagunk, who is part Pokemon and has a human name too.

Lewis Croagunk = Marvey Blaziken

He is essentially the Asperchu version of Marvey, in much the same way that Larry D. Waltz represented Mary Lee Walsh or Dino Dash was a reference/parody of Clyde Cash.

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Story not quite complete

SeventhBase
1st Jul 2010, 4:09 PM

The presiding judge was a Lewis Black clone named "Slack Lewis", making the joke double the funny.

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But seriously...

SeventhBase
1st Jul 2010, 4:11 PM

I think the prophecy is an EPIC BATTLE between Asperchu and Chris-Chan Sonichu. The battle of the self-centered twats will accelerate Sonichu's infection, making his transformation complete. And then they will tard rage on each other, making the MIPS plan complete.

/fan speculation

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Guest
1st Jul 2010, 7:20 PM

The difference between Asperchu and Chris is that Asperchu is being manipulated into egotistical views by MIPS, while it's natural for CWC to have a huge ego.

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Ultimate Guest
1st Jul 2010, 9:30 PM

No, Asperchu is also naturally egotistical himself. He has always been self absorbed. The MIPs remind me of how Chris' parents have helped him to stay out of touch with reality over the years.

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?????
1st Jul 2010, 9:49 PM

mips?

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Story Still Not entirely complete

Star Platinum
2nd Jul 2010, 2:21 AM

It's also worth mentioning that the pedophile principal thing was based on something Chris claims actually happened.

Also if you don't know what MIPs is/are read the comic seriously.

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about sonichu 10

Lawrence Elsa
2nd Jul 2010, 6:59 AM

is that the one where rosechu strips and tears the "troll" to pieces, or am i thinking of sonichu 4?

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@Lawrence Elsa

Guest
2nd Jul 2010, 8:04 AM

No. Sonichu 10 is the one where Chris causes 9/11 and the homo holocaust and then executes the Asperpedia 4 in an execution worthy of Mussolini. Sonichu 4 is the one with all the subepisodes. You are thinking of Sonichu 8.

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Brown Spots

Lolwut?
2nd Jul 2010, 1:27 PM

I am noticing brown spots on sonichu's back... could that mean... Dirty Crapped Briefs?!

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